Speaking of karaoke, I’ve dreamed of performing ‘Paradise By The Dashboard Light’ by Meat Loaf since I was 11 or 12. When I was about that age the videoclip still used to be played on MTV now and again. I had memorised the text completely and imagined I would sing it together with the boy I was secretely in love with . We would put on a brilliant and passionate act at the end of which we would realise our love for each other. That was before I could understand that the song is actually about a boy trying to get into his girls’ pants.